As an explaination for its disappointing performance this year, Renault claims its secret engine designs were stolen by illegal access to its computer networks. As a result, they were forced to design a completely new engine. Listen to the story here:
http://members.optushome.com.au/mdbrown/a_audio.html
At school, I constantly made excuses about not doing homework. Little did I realise that I was in fact priming myself for a career in Renault. Here are some others I suggest to Renault:
- The dog ate my crankshaft design.
- My engine blueprints were at home when it burnt down.
- (Alan Bond style) My IQ has been diminished. I have no recollection about flimsy build quality in Scenics.
- (Skase style) My engine suffers from emphysema.
[This message has been edited by billtran (edited 09 August 2001).]
http://members.optushome.com.au/mdbrown/a_audio.html
At school, I constantly made excuses about not doing homework. Little did I realise that I was in fact priming myself for a career in Renault. Here are some others I suggest to Renault:
- The dog ate my crankshaft design.
- My engine blueprints were at home when it burnt down.
- (Alan Bond style) My IQ has been diminished. I have no recollection about flimsy build quality in Scenics.
- (Skase style) My engine suffers from emphysema.
[This message has been edited by billtran (edited 09 August 2001).]