Oh it gets better. About 2 weeks later he was working on his old Valiant up the side of his house. His wife was standing inside the open passenger door next to the house.Gee, would've been good to be a fly on the wall in that household that night.
He leant in through the driver's window to start it, and it was already in reverse. The car fired up and shot backwards, she got her arm pinned between the door and the house.
Broke both her radius and ulna.
She was actually a very lovely lady, so I don't think he was intentionally trying to do her in.