I reckon a nice one of these would suit you Mr Wilde...(not suggesting this one).
https://www.carsales.com.au/cars/details/2003-peugeot-406-st-hdi-manual/SSE-AD-6294719/?Cr=5
https://www.carsales.com.au/cars/details/2003-peugeot-406-st-hdi-manual/SSE-AD-6294719/?Cr=5