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    Rod Slater
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    I'm in LOVE and planning to 'Wed'.... It wasn't a case of 'Love at First Sight'... But it was certainly a case of 'Love at First DRIVE'... She was 'Born' May 2011, she has a 'Silky Smooth' Pearl White Body, Charcoal Leather Interior, she's only travelled 20,000km and is under Warranty to 2016... Her 'Given' name is Fluence, her family name is RENAULT and she is so beautiful to behold and to drive that I am going to 'Wed' myself to her!

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    Autoerotica...?

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    She may be young and beautiful, but remember to use protection before the wedding. I suggest REVS to check her bona fides is a good start.

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    Rod,
    Don't forget the old maxim that..To enter into marriage for the second time amounts to hope over experience.

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    Oh sure, she's the floozy of the month but will she give you the "Latitude" to experience other pleasures?

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    50 shades of white?

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    I'd be more worried about how are you going to consumate the union.
    If you've got too much traction, you haven't got enough horse power ...




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    As long as it's not Bigamy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rod Slater View Post
    Rod Slater
    7 hours ago near Perth
    I'm in LOVE and planning to 'Wed'.... It wasn't a case of 'Love at First Sight'... But it was certainly a case of 'Love at First DRIVE'... She was 'Born' May 2011, she has a 'Silky Smooth' Pearl White Body, Charcoal Leather Interior, she's only travelled 20,000km and is under Warranty to 2016... Her 'Given' name is Fluence, her family name is RENAULT and she is so beautiful to behold and to drive that I am going to 'Wed' myself to her!
    I can only assume that you have been at sea for far too long.

    Peter

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    Look at her mother.
    If the mother has stood the test of time and still deserves a tap on the shoulder, then she will last the distance.
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    The last time i said look at her mother to see how she will turn out , i got my face slapped.
    If you've got too much traction, you haven't got enough horse power ...




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