Well ok.. just washed my precious 505 STI quite systematically after a long trip away.
Then would you believe a day later I get in and drove it 5 mins down the road to the pub. At this point I wonder of through the pub looking for my mates as one does, and shortly leave realising wallet is somewhere other then in my pocket.![]()
So back to car... not in car...![]()
"Has to be at home I triumfently declare!!"
And get in the cockpit ready to rumble of back down the road.
But I try and turn the old gal over..
"NananNanananaNananana POP"
?????
"NanananNananaNanana POP!!!"
"Hmmmm I say.. sounds like moisture in my dizzy! But how the hell did it happen that I was ale to start it the first time and drive here without any problems. ??"
Back in side I wonder quizzically to pass on the conundrum over the bar..
"Nah your just aint giving it any Gas", a rowdy fella pipes up..
"Its injected"
"Nah yeah look. where is she.." And out we march with ale's in hand (I still don’t know who’s I managed to pick up) and in flank we corner the 05.
Old matey here gets in and winds her on.
"NananaNannAnananaNanananNananaNananaNNananaNa na"
???
"Hmmm maybe I flooded it", he pipes up.
"NananannananaNAananaNananaNanananANAnanananNAnana NananaNanan BANG
Birds flutter, Dogs Bark, Babies Cry, Woman Gasp... The boys are chuckling
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The only victim of course in this story is the Primary Muffler which now has quite a large opening on the right hand side![]()
So up goes the bonnet.. I fiddle getting the dizzy off, spray a gulping of Liquid Grease, struggle for 20min getting the dam back on and drive home thundering nature with a lovely gargle.![]()
Now how the hell did that manage to happen, not the muffler collapsing against the exhaust pressure, but me being able to drive it away in the first place.. stop for 10mins then have my contacts wet..
It got me beet.. or even beat.![]()