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    Default make her buy a pug

    this thread has been set up for froggers to list the reasons why my girlfreind should buy either 205 Si or a 405 sri that i've looked at for her. as opposed to buying a crappy ricer for $5000.

    list away and i'll present it to her as a petition.

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    i should point out that she needs her own frog cos i won't let her drive mine, and my frogs need respect! aaaiiiiiiiiii
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    Being as Women out number Men in the city (according to all these lonely heart segments on Today tonight and ACA) I would suggest that if she has such poor taste as to want to drive flied lice you should look for a new model yourself.
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    well i'm not actually from newcastle, thats just a locality aid for people who don't know where Bolwarra is. new castle is actually about 40 minutes away.
    in reply to your suggestion, well, women don't come around too often out here in the country, especially ones with less facial hair than me! after all i work in the Cesnock area.

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    If your girlfriend wants a rice burner thats indistinguishable from the boring sameness that afflects asian cars, cars that are another model older every twelve months.. then her car savvy is none existant.
    The 'Euro' look and style is what the asian carmakers promote as their cars having. When have you ever heard of a European car having 'Asian style'
    Never and we hope we never will.

    If your girlfriend wants the mundane tell her ok but when it expires in the next year or so... ask what she wants this time round.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3006882
    list away and i'll present it to her as a petition.
    We all know a pug "handles" and she'll be getting a LOT more "special handling
    " if she's in one .. if you know what I mean ...

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    i was more thinking along the line of

    - "the Peugeot badge is an anti theft device"
    (she comes from the bogan part of town, where even the bogans refer to it as the bogan part of town. the place where even a focus or an astra is "too expensive to get parts for", or ˙ou'll never get parts for that thing mate")

    - "scientists have proven peugeots are safer"
    (bogans love to say that "scientists have proven something", but then fail to give even a shred of evidence to back it up)

    - "european gearboxes are weight loss devices"

    - "french air conditioning will make your tits bigger"

    oops that ones for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3006882
    i was more thinking along the line of
    I get the drift - tell her that it'll remove her celulite, grey hair and crows feet ... that ought to make her smile (or get you a blood nose).

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    Why don't you use my all time favourite, and probably the most reasonable: It's relaible, if maintained properly... and hey.. guess what? I've got one and know how to work on it, so as your BF, it's my duty to ensure you Pug stays pristine and appropriatley running.
    I tried that one on my girlfriend, so she bought a Swift GTi........

    Its alright its probably a better track car anyway she just doesn't know what is happening to it yet........

    And as for all you Cessnock, East Maitland and etc people I turn my Hamilton "poser" nose up at you

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    PS Try this one "Dear, have you noticed how many HOT looking chicks drive around in Peugeots therefore you a destined to have one!!"..........
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    Quote Originally Posted by crosspug
    PS Try this one "Dear, have you noticed how many HOT looking chicks drive around in Peugeots therefore you a destined to have one!!"..........
    ahhh brownie points.

    i would like to point out that when i say cesnock, i actually work in pokolbin and so does she. so i can turn my pokolbin nose up at you hamilton folk, if i want to be one of those ******s. which i don't. they piss me off.

    i had no idea there were so many AF mambers in the hunter. especially good to see i'm not alone in maitland. it's scary driving a frenchie in this bogan town!
    i was told by a mechanic who saw the oil leak in my brothers r12 that "if it's a crank seal then throw the thing away and get a new car. they're too hard to fix."

    as it turns out, he actually owned and threw out a virage wagon which i got for $100 from a wreckers in cesnock of all places, scraped off all the selastic he used to seal it, paid a couple of dollars for a new seal and had it don in ah hour and a half.

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    Quote:
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    PS Try this one "Dear, have you noticed how many HOT looking chicks drive around in Peugeots therefore you a destined to have one!!"..........

    ahhh brownie points.
    Woops my G/F with the swift just read that, "BUT I DONT HAVE A PUG!!!!!"

    hehehe Doghouse for me.......

    HA, I've been contemplating an R12 for a bit of fun/transport now I really am......$100

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    Quote Originally Posted by crosspug
    Woops my G/F with the swift just read that, "BUT I DONT HAVE A PUG!!!!!"
    hehehe Doghouse for me.......
    But you forgive her for all her faults don't you ... just don't go giving your bone away to someone else while in the Doghouse ...

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    Alright, here's a few reasons why your girlfriend should buy a 405 (remeber these are chick orientated, not perfomance orientated)

    - Comfy seats - comfier than every other car i have ever driven/been in
    - styling dosnent date like ricey cars, as previously mentioned by someone else.
    -Climate control air con - means set the temp - no need to constantly move a dial
    - 8 speaker sound system- better than the stock 4 speaker systems in jap cars
    -instrument panel illuminates in orange rather than green - easier on the eyes
    - has a s much usable space as a falcon in a lancer sized car
    - fuel economy (av 7-8.5)
    -useable power, has plenty of low down grunt unlike jap 4 cylinders
    -and of course it handles

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    Here goes: the point should be made that not one aussie frogger has ever claimed to have seen an ugly girl driving a peugeot...

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    I have, I think the host of Big Brother drives a 206CC and she is looking scarier by the day. I hope this doesn't read this, but she is probably too busy picking up younger boys than to read this crap.

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    You're not jealous that Gretel hasn't shown an interest in you, are you Codgamer?

    Maybe you should wear more cashmere. Chicks love that sort of thing
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    Quote Originally Posted by codgamer
    I have, I think the host of Big Brother drives a 206CC and she is looking scarier by the day.
    A bit of a stretch there using the word "she" ...

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    Don't go there, girlfriend...I mean Simon.

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