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    Car Jokes

    Like the airlines (I mentioned a few in the NZ thread that mysteriously disappeared ), there are a few jokes about the various car brands
    Share some of the car jokes you know.

    Here's a few I know.

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    Mercedes
    Most Every Red Cent Eventually Dissipates, Extinguishing Savings

    BMW -
    Break My Windows
    Bring Money With you
    Bring More Women
    Bought My Wife

    FIAT
    Fix It All the Time
    Fix It Again Tony

    Ford
    Fix Or Repair Daily
    Firestone Overstates Reliability Data

    Kia
    Keep It Away

    Anyone know any others?

    Peugeot 307 XS 1.6
    Aussiefrogged in MEL, PER, SYD, BNE & ADL.
    Rendezvous Adelaide 2005

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    Ford
    Fails on Racing Day (or First on Racing Day)

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    You're not fooling everyone, or did you forget? .......




    '02 Peugeot 206 GTi / '07 VW Golf GTI
    Now this is a .sig
    AF'd in PER, MEL, SYD, ADL, CBR

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    How about the following?

    Ford -
    Found On Rubbish Dump

    Fiat -
    Fart In A Tin

    Jeep -
    Junk Engineering, Executed Poorly

    MGB -
    My GOD, British!

    Volvo -
    Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

    Troy.

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    A few more...

    AUDI
    Another Useless Driver Installed

    PORSCHE
    Piece Of Rotten, Steaming, Creamy Hot Excrement

    VW
    Virtually Worthless

    SUBARU
    Stupid Useless Bitch Ass Rusted Unit

    VOLVO
    Vehicle Of Low Velocity Output

    Forgot one ....

    RENAULT
    Retarded Engine, No Acceleration, Ugly Lump of Trash

    - XTC206 -

    <small>[ 27 August 2003, 05:47 PM: Message edited by: XTC206 ]</small>
    You're not fooling everyone, or did you forget? .......




    '02 Peugeot 206 GTi / '07 VW Golf GTI
    Now this is a .sig
    AF'd in PER, MEL, SYD, ADL, CBR

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    HOLDEN
    Hope Our Luck Doesn't End Now spanner spanner

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    [ducks for cover]

    Renault
    Retarded Engine, No Acceleration, Ugly Lump of Trash.

    Peugeot 307 XS 1.6
    Aussiefrogged in MEL, PER, SYD, BNE & ADL.
    Rendezvous Adelaide 2005

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    Lotus: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious

    Torana: Tons Of Rust And No Acceleration

    oh, one more:

    Honda: Had One, Never Did Again

    <small>[ 27 August 2003, 05:48 PM: Message edited by: rek ]</small>
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    CITROEN.
    Crummy Interior, Terrible Road-holding, Owned Entirely by Nutters.

    <small>[ 27 August 2003, 05:50 PM: Message edited by: XTC206 ]</small>
    You're not fooling everyone, or did you forget? .......




    '02 Peugeot 206 GTi / '07 VW Golf GTI
    Now this is a .sig
    AF'd in PER, MEL, SYD, ADL, CBR

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    CX owner:
    HOLDEN
    Hope Our Luck Doesn't End Now spanner spanner
    Wasn't it
    HOLDEN
    Holes, Oil Leaks, Dents, Engine Noises spanner spanner

    - XTC206 -
    You're not fooling everyone, or did you forget? .......




    '02 Peugeot 206 GTi / '07 VW Golf GTI
    Now this is a .sig
    AF'd in PER, MEL, SYD, ADL, CBR

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    ALFA-
    Aha!
    Lets
    Fix
    Again!

    FORD-
    Fuc&#d
    On
    Race
    Day

    DUCATI
    Damm
    Useles
    Crap
    A
    True
    Italian!(ohh nasty)

    -chris
    ... ptui!

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    HOLDEN -
    Holdin' together dead

    SUBARU - backwards
    U R A BUS snail

    Cheers,
    Richard
    - Richard

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    FIAT:
    F***ing Italian Assembled This
    Failure of Italian Automobile Technology
    You're not paranoid if everyone hates you.

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    SAAB blush he he
    Slow As A Bus

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    "Déesse" Roland Barthes, 'Mythologies', 1957

    The Déesse has all the characteristics of one of those objects fallen from another universe that fed the mania for novelty in the eighteenth century and a similar mania expressed by modern science fiction: the Déesse is first and foremost the new Nautilus.

    (Umberto Eco [Ed], The History of Beauty, Rizzoli, NY, 2004)

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    XTC206:
    CITROEN.
    Crummy Interior, Terrible Road-holding, Owned Entirely by Nutters.
    Like that, is it? Well...

    PEUGEOT

    Perfect Example Of Gutless Egodriven Obsolete Trash mallet citroen_

    (and it is obvious that XTC has never ridden in a Citroen!) :p
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    Primarily
    Extremely
    Useless
    Garbage
    Every
    One
    Terrible
    "I cannot help but notice that there is no problem between us that cannot be solved by your departure. Mark Twain"

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    Or:

    Pissy
    Extremely
    Ugly
    Good
    Example
    Of
    Trash
    "I cannot help but notice that there is no problem between us that cannot be solved by your departure. Mark Twain"

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    UFO:
    (and it is obvious that XTC has never ridden in a Citroen!) :p
    Not true !!!!

    .... my old man had a DS21 Special - bought in 1969 (abouts) and sold about 1980 (only cause we lived in outback WA and every time it broke down - he had to truck it to Perth for fixing) ... after doing that 5 times in 2 years he had to sell it - broke his heart.

    And yes I'm looking for a good DS to buy. (after I find a house with more the 2 car parking spaces).

    - XTC206 - (old Citroen wanna-be)
    You're not fooling everyone, or did you forget? .......




    '02 Peugeot 206 GTi / '07 VW Golf GTI
    Now this is a .sig
    AF'd in PER, MEL, SYD, ADL, CBR

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    Ehhh hem

    Now I know that fratricide has been far more common than many of us would like to admit (just look at the relationship today between peas in a pod like Tony A, Pauline H and that Oldfield bloke for example), but there are three nice French brands out there, each of which I love dearly.

    On the other hand there a million and one members of non Froggy origin worthy of our scorn and inventiveness.

    I mean, with things like "Volvo" , "Passat", "Mondeo", "Toyota", "Hummer", "Subaru", "BMW" etc etc out there, the talents of some recent posters could clearly be directed in a far more useful directions!

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