SPAM!! the home of the brain dead??
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    SPAM!! the home of the brain dead??

    No doubts everyone has had more than their share of this crap, but I was wondering, what is the lamest, strangest or funniest one you reckon you've ever seen?
    There has to be a million laughs amongst this bunch of born losers.
    I just copped one that got me both laughing and wondering about this....something about lonely or desperate housewifes waiting for my call roll_lau roll_lau Yeah right; I need to catch something terminal hey?? mallet
    The temptation was to respond with the suggestion they go make the old man a cuppa and biscuits, stop drinking during the day, have his tea ready when he gets home from work & suggest they go out for a night instead of watching crappy soapies on TV while the old boy's answering the calls of the "lonely & desperate" on the net; otherwise, who knows, he might end up with his own missus. Poetic justice I think that's called.
    Apart from the ever present invitation to earn millions overnight what else is floating around worth a good laugh?
    I usually zap them as fast as they arrive & just catch a glimpse as I forward them on into cyberoblivion. moon whip

    Alan S cheers!

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    The most entertaining(the first time) are the ones from the likes of Felix Mbutu from the Republic of Congo, who for one reason or other has chosen little old me to get him out of his financial fix. You know, launder $24000000 and I get X per cent, and all I gotta do is give him my bank account details.
    "Now my dream lies shattered like the shards of a broken dream"

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    This isnt exactly spam but its a good brain teaser. you'll need turn your sound up and have a close look to get the clues.

    time is short - so dont blame me if you cant work it out. what is wrong here?

    <a href="http://home.attbi.com/~n9ivo/whatswrong.swf" target="_blank">http://home.attbi.com/~n9ivo/whatswrong.swf</a>

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    OK, just got a beauty;

    I got spammed from a company "selling" something to get rid of spam....... roll_lau roll_lau

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    Sounds like a Monty Python sketch involving Vikings and Lobster Thermidor! roll_lau
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    Thanks, Aaron. I spilt coffee all over my keyboard and myself! eek!

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    Hey dont get mad - get even - send it to someone else.

    I must admit i was in a dark room with headphones on loud when i worked it out and I was surprised myself!

    Whats even more fun is seeing someone else work it out!

    roll_lau

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