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    Default What do you do while the toad pond is M.I.A

    With the toad pond out of action i dont have anything to do,
    I tried getting a life, but that proved to be quite hard.

    I then started throwing rocks at cats & old people as they walked outside my house, but then my mum slapped me with her slipper & told me to stop.

    I gathered these stats from Australian Bureau of Statistics


    Since the removal of the toad pond,

    2% of AF members have commit suicide

    95% of AF members have started to use their work computers for work related tasks

    30% of AF members have found new hobbies such as 'nothing', 'being bored' & 'looking at a black computer screen'

    22.7% of AF members wrote emails to their girlfriends saying something along the lines of, 'Hi babe, long time no speak, AF is kinda boring now, wanna do something until the toad pond comes back'

    30% of AF members spoke to their children for the first time since joining AF

    60% of AF members tried to find a girlfriend on the internet, only 2% actually successful.



    All i can say is that my golf game has dramatically improved since the demise of the 'pond'. I have also noticed that im getting fatter, as i now have more time to spend at maccas with Habib,Ozkan & the VL Leb Boyz.

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    Too true... Its the increase in work related stuff on work computers that has me most worried....
    I tried to drown my sorrows in alcohol, but the bastards learnt how to swim

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    Quote Originally Posted by purrr-geot
    i now have more time to spend at maccas with Habib,Ozkan & the VL Leb Boyz.
    Weren't they busted by an undercover as they were smokin' some rubber tryin' to get back at Spiro and Jim (in their worked up VN) down on Lygon

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    HHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!

    it's true though.
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    LOL.Thats beats anything ever from the humour section.
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    fully sick mate! saw a 180 sx silvia with every sticker known to go faster bits on the sides..Trust, Greddy, NOS, Apexi etc. Must be really really really awesomely fast

    I miss the Toad Pond....so who were the rude fellas that contributed to it's closing..boo..hiss
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    ahhhhhhhh! thank God (Asanka)!
    A portaloo!!!
    somewhere I can safely pmsl!

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    has anyone else considered that whilst the pond is MIA..the likelyhood that 9 months down the track Australia will experience another baby boom? ...is this some howard govt plot!?
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    The bottom is the area that runs out of oxygen first, it is where the most oxygen is used........"



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    I miss the toad pond. I miss the humour section.

    thanks for distracting me from my ozknitters.com forum asanka, couldn't do that sh#t anyway.
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    Very Very funny!



    At least the humour isnt gone!

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    I have found the "pressed Flowers Forum" a very exciting place to spend my time since the dissapearance of the pond and the humour section and lets not forget the social/meets forums.

    see the topics here are exciting!

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    Be very careful or else this thread will be locked as well....

    Me, I find myself trawling the web for movie quotes, one that fits in with the current AF environment....

    "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Australdi
    ahhhhhhhh! thank God (Asanka)!
    A portaloo!!!
    somewhere I can safely pmsl!

    Aus
    has anyone else considered that whilst the pond is MIA..the likelyhood that 9 months down the track Australia will experience another baby boom? ...is this some howard govt plot!?
    I wasn't geting any before, and aint getting any now,so rule me out of that study.
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    well, since the Toad Pond has gone, ive started posting in Saab and Volvo forums...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stone Free
    Be very careful or else this thread will be locked as well....

    Me, I find myself trawling the web for movie quotes, one that fits in with the current AF environment....

    "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

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    i can just picture Samuel L Jackson saying that line right now
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    Default Great thread!!

    Gld to see that wicked wonderful warped and twisted (gnarled??) asanka, direct to the point sense of humour survives, great thread guys.

    I'm even out driving around in the sunshine - saw a very nice Pug 306 cabriolet in Heidelberg today

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenfuego
    Gld to see that wicked wonderful warped and twisted (gnarled??) asanka, direct to the point sense of humour survives, great thread guys.

    I'm even out driving around in the sunshine - saw a very nice Pug 306 cabriolet in Heidelberg today

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    Quote Originally Posted by casnell
    The red one in cape st?
    No, though Blue or greenish, I was negotiating the round-about as he shot up Castle street, funny I got everything else but the "real" colour!!

    Had a snowy haired mid aged driver

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    i only just realised such things were gone..

    but having said that.. i em finally compiling my kernel for the first time ever!

    didnt even no i had free time to waste

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    I keep clicking on refresh, waiting for it to come back.

    I don't quite know what to do with my home internet connection anymore... everything else was a bit superfluous.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GTI124
    I keep clicking on refresh, waiting for it to come back.

    I don't quite know what to do with my home internet connection anymore... everything else was a bit superfluous.

    jiggy jig frequency has increased
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    Luckily, I run my own forum of 3500 VW nuts and we have a Bad Attitude forum.

    That seems to keep me balanced.

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    I go out and look at SYT's in red 306 convertibles...
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    I do the work that I've been putting off doing at work...

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