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    Yes folks, another bizarre offering from the house of Reco-Sphere.

    I have available, in a 50ml spray atomiser bottle a leather scented
    deodoriser for your car. It is seriously concentrated, a bottle will last for ages.
    One spray is all you need for a full sized car, two if you need to eliminate an alien pong.
    Not only brings back the luxurious scent of leather, it removes the odours you would like to forget.

    Yes, it really does work as a deodoriser and will return that scent of leather which is essential when you have a leather interior in your car.

    Sadly, Australia Post and their wanton greed mean the cheapest postage is $6.60.
    I need to ask $12, including postage to anywhere in Australia. Making the cost of the spray $5.60
    Can fit up to four bottles into one package for same postage.

    I'm using it in the Safari. There are 8 only available for sale at this stage.
    Please PM me here, or click on my signature logo and use the email there.

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    will it mask farts?

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    Definitely will remove the smell, but as for a mask, hmmm, probably only old farts.

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    I noticed recently that my skin in places has a leathery feel and look to it. Will your product a) rejuvenate tired skin and b) if used a as an aftershave does will it make me more
    acttractive to the oppossite sex?

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    Quote Originally Posted by richo View Post
    Definitely will remove the smell, but as for a mask, hmmm, probably only old farts.
    ..you must have access to my Facebook page.....

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    Richo, will this product, if sprayed over large quantities on oneself, exhibit the same properties of real leather ie look like it and smell like it? Whilst wearing nothing under.
    I was planning on visiting Sydney soon.




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    A great concept, but I like the smell of brake fluid on my vinyl seats.

    But nothing beats the smell of a leather DS/SM/CX interior. I still recall the scent of Arthur Lewis's SM from 30yrs ago.
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    Hello Richo,

    Does it come in other flavours? IF so, I would like one "Slough DS19 leather and horsehair" for my GS and one "DS23 leather and latex" for my XM.

    Cheers,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Exfrogger View Post
    I noticed recently that my skin in places has a leathery feel and look to it. Will your product a) rejuvenate tired skin and b) if used a as an aftershave does will it make me more
    acttractive to the oppossite sex?

    Kind regards,

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    b) As a deodoriser it will definitely work. I can see by your spelling that the possibilities of option b arouse anticipated excitement.
    I'll put you down for a 4 pack shall I ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roger Wilkinson View Post
    Hello Richo,

    Does it come in other flavours? IF so, I would like one "Slough DS19 leather and horsehair" for my GS and one "DS23 leather and latex" for my XM.

    Cheers,
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    Flavours? You are expecting to imbibe this liquid. It does come in an atomiser spray, perhaps use as a mouth freshener for oral hygiene is a possibility.
    You'd be sure to meet nice nurses in the hospital where you will be admitted after consumption.
    Excellent Roger, so you'll be needing at least two bottles and one for a mouth wash?

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrisson_citroen View Post
    Richo, will this product, if sprayed over large quantities on oneself, exhibit the same properties of real leather ie look like it and smell like it? Whilst wearing nothing under.
    I was planning on visiting Sydney soon.




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    C'est la vie.
    Phil, I didn't realise you came in a large quantity, what an interesting concept.

    On skin such as yours, the leathery appearance with definitely improve, with your armpits having that beautiful, wafting aroma of sweat and old leather, irresistable I am led to believe to stallions and old bulls alike.
    Fortunately, as it comes in an atomiser, a little goes a long way.
    I'll put you done for a bottle, eh?

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    If you are thinking of keeping your car but trading in your wife, I reckon any perfume other than your wife's works very well when liberally sprayed inside the car.

    Best applied on Citroen Car Club nights, when you come home late and she thought you were at the meeting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by richo View Post
    b) As a deodoriser it will definitely work. I can see by your spelling that the possibilities of option b arouse anticipated excitement.
    I'll put you down for a 4 pack shall I ?

    Forget those pissy little 50ml atomizers, pal, I need to bathe in the stuff!

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    The smell of LHM would be more authentic in a spray surely? Parfum de liquid hydrailique minerale?

    We're not helping your sales much are we Richo.

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    Andy, the LHM fragrance is usually more noticable in the engine bay.

    My product would be more useful to maybe Xantia owners with that aroma of glycol (from the leaking heater matrix) being deeodorised with the smell of leather.
    Useless of course with a velour interior. It would fool only the most witless.

    As yet, not one serious starter, hmmm.
    Perhaps it is only me who abhors the smell of those other air fresheners which smell as if you've slipped into a council public urinal.

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    CX's are sometimes known to leak from the DIRAVI steering unit and end up having LHM dripping into the driver footwell! But generally the smell of LHM can be on you after driving somewhere in your good clothes the STOP BRAKE FAILURE light comes on and you find some return line has come off but you have to crawl under somewhere and put it back on again...and yes car supported safely! So you've got the stuff on your hands and your nice shirt sleeves. Smellin' goood!

    Other ideas are smell of GS engine oil burning on exhaust, smell of burning D Special brake pads, and of course the exhillarating cracked petrol filler cap la CX speciale.

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    Whoa, Andy, tell me about these good clothes?
    All my clothes are good clothes.
    Good for wiping your hands on, especially jeans and windcheaters/t-shirts.

    Fair dinkum, this stuff does smell like leather and deodorises to boot.
    Definitely aiming at the wrong market. Ya gotta try these things!
    Maybe the Pug owners are into lather, or rather the fragrance....

    Bit of fun anyway.

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